February 17, 2006

Hunter hunted II

Salman Khan ran out of luck
Got sentenced for killing the black buck
If appeals fail
It means 1year in jail
Maybe next time, he’ll just shoot a duck!

OR how about...

Salman may soon go to jail
If the High Court refuses him bail
Thanks to his luck
It was a black buck
What if like Cheney he had shot down a quail?


Indian Express 17/02/06: New Delhi, February 17: Bollywood star Salman Khan was on Friday sentenced to one year imprisonment and fined Rs 5,000 by a Jodhpur sessions court, after finding him guilty of killing two Chinkaras, a deer species, at Bhavad village in the Rajasthan district in 1998. Read about it here

2 comments:

  1. I like the the first one better, but both are hilarious!!

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  2. Thanks Sowmya, I am always real glad to see you here :-)

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